The Hillbilly To English Translation Dictionary
The complete guide to the hillbilly language. You can speak fluent hillbilly in hours,
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Here are a few of the entries for your evaluation!
*HB= Hillbilly phrase, ENG= English translation
Dumb as a brick: 1. Phrase used to measure intelligence.
HB: Bobby iz in the hospital and heez dumb as a brick.
ENG: I am sorry to inform you of this, your brother Robert is in a coma.
Ears flappin: 1. To be hard of hearing.
HB: Did I studder er are yer ears a flappin son?
ENG: Did you hear me ok?
Milkman: 1. Secret marriage therapist.
HB: Darlin, I’ze jussa thinkin eez kids a arz look just like the milkman.
ENG: Honey, I would like a divorce.
Ring a far: (Ring of fire) 1. Severe burning sensation.
HB: Ma ring a far is flarin up doc.
ENG: I reached for the preparation “H” but accidentally used the Ben Gay.
Yank: 1. To pull hard. 2. To grab and / or remove.
HB: Heya doc, ya reckon ya kin yank iss toof outta ma head fer me, it smarts a heap.
ENG: Doctor, my tooth may have an abscess and it is very painful.
Also included, "Favorite southern foods" and "Favorite southern sayings".
Here are a few of my favorite sayings......
Iffin yer shoes a little tight, wear it anyway
Yer slower then a seven year itch
I’ze fixin ta give ya a knuckle sandwich
Open at fridge agin and ya gonna get frost bit
Ya keep poutin like at yer gonna step on yer lower lip
If Gods a willin and the creek don’t rise
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Personal hygiene
Dining out, shoes or not?
Teeth soaking, public or private?
Dating (relatives and or strangers)
Proper attire for any social event
Picking out the perfect trailer park
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